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Topic: Stupid Link of the Day - How to be A Successful Rock Star
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nia
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posted May 01, 2002 11:31
   
http://mypage.uniserve.ca/~imagine/successfulrocker.htm
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Being a rock star means that you’re gonna go to a lot a parties, and you have to be up to the challenge. It’s like a boxer training for the championship fight, or getting ready for the SuperBowl, or World Series. You have to train, and practice, and train, and practice. Simply stated, that means DRINK, DRINK, DRINK. I know, it’s a tough job, but you can do it. You’ll know that you’re getting close when you can finish a bottle of Jack Daniels, and live to tell about it. If you can think of drinking any time within a week after Jack, you’re definitely getting there. You will have to, as much as it pains me to say this, stay away from beer. Rock Stars don’t have beer bellies.
[ May 01, 2002: Message edited by: Noitall ]
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El Indio
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posted May 02, 2002 20:46
Yeah, I resaw that first Spinal Tap show a few days ago. Still hilarious! "Working on a sexfarm..." Also just rewatched Airplane for the umpteenth time. "Oh stewardess, I speak Jive..." As far as drinking beer goes, luckily I started drinking it young which means that I was too drunk to do the Bon Jovi thing!  As for being a drummer... A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
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I just picked up a couple of cases of beer for the weekend! And I just recently gained 5 pounds - all in the gut! Does this mean I'm disqualified!?! I'm starting to feel anxious! And when I get anxious, I usually run to the fridge - for a beer!!! 
