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LITTLE NICKY (PG-13) -- every bit as R as any other R-rated movie.

I cannot see how the MPAA could have possibly felt Little Nicky was PG-13. It is every bit as R as any other R-rated movie. It pushes the envelope to the max in just about every manner of irresponsible and immoral behavior and imagery possible, thus taking advantage of a new technique of using many "lesser" issues of ignominy to get the same "high" found in a few bold issues in more severely rated programming. Equating the issue of ignominy in entertainment to drug effects is appropriate since:

"We have been so drugged by vulgar extremes that what once was morally unacceptable has become morally invisible." -CAP-

The basics of the story are a son of Satan trying to save his father from deteriorating to nothingness. For 10,000 years Satan has ruled Hell. Though due for retirement Satan has decided, rather than turn over the kingdom to one of his sons Nicky (Adam Sandler), Cassius (Tommy Lister Jr) or Adrian (Rhys Ifans), to continue to rule another 10,000 years. Cassius and Adrian didn't like that. In rebellion Cassius and Adrian leave Hell and in doing so freeze the flames of Hell [Mark 9:48]. This causes Satan to physically fall to pieces since while the flames are frozen no more souls can get into Hell and Satan has no more "nourishment." Concerned about his father, Nicky (Adam Sandler), Satan's third son leaves to follow his brothers to NYC to capture them in a bottle given to him by his father and bring them back to Hell [Rev. 1:18]

I am bewildered that this movie was given a PG-13 by the MPAA. Little Nicky was equivalent to R-rated programming of the developmental comparative baseline database of 39 random movies in all CAP Investigation Area but Drugs/Alcohol and Murder/Suicide. This movie earned a score of 35. R-rated movies of the baseline database earned 54 and below. Though Little Nicky is supposed to be a humorous movie filled with toilet humor, we radical right wing stuffed shirts will find little humor in it.

Everyone just needs to glue theyre eyes and mouths shut & stuff peanut butter in theyre ears.

That way nothing "Immoral" to the Christians, can corrupt you.

In the Words of SLAYER...and Directed towards anything Christian:

"PRAISE-HAIL SATAN!"

Have a nice Day.

[ April 29, 2002: Message edited by: King Kula Shaker ]

We also have these kind of people, especially in the northern regions of Finland. They're so busy defying Satan all day that they miss their whole God-given life. They see devils in every corner and spend hours every day to search for signs of evil in everything. They take pride in their 'high morals' and, even though they don't openly admit it because it's considered sin, think themselves better than us 'pagan' motherfuckers.

What also makes me wonder is, from the little knowledge I have of the bible's teachings, why don't they heed their master's advice? Jesus's words "Don't be afraid" stuck to my mind when I went to sunday school as a kid. That's excactly what these people are, afraid! Afraid of demons, damnation, sin, the antichrist, the end of the fucking world, Kenny dying violently, f-words, corruption of morals, beautiful sex, fantasy literature, video games, evil youth-spoiling musicians in league with satan, wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt, whatever comes to mind. They've misunderstood the whole 'lamb of God' metaphor. Bäääää!

I'm pretty sure that if J.C. would pop in for a quick visit as a human on earth, he'd feel very sorry for these people. IMHO they're much farther from salvation than they think. They just cite the big B but don't practice what they preach.